Wszystko i o wszystkim

_sylvuskaa

Pewien facet, trochę starszy, zaczynał mieć zaniki pamięci. Kiedyś na spotkaniu z przyjaciółmi u niego w domu zaczął opowiadać, że teraz leczy się u takiego dobrego lekarza. Na to goście, że też by chcieli i pytają, jak się ten lekarz nazywa.
- No właśnie miałem na końcu języka - mówi gospodarz. - Pamiętacie może, był taki grecki poeta, w starożytności, taki ślepy...
- No, był Homer. To ten lekarz ma na nazwisko Homer?
- Nie, nie! On napisał taką epopeję, o tym jak Grecy się tłukli pod takim miastem w starożytności, które próbowali zdobyć...
- No tak, zdobywali Troję. To co, ten lekarz się jakoś podobnie nazywa? Albo mieszka na takiej ulicy?
- Nie, nie, nie! Tam był taki wódz, tych, no, Greków, taki główny...
- Agamemnon?
- Ooo! No i on miał brata...
- Menelaosa. Ale co to ma wspólnego z lekarzem?!
- Zaraz mówię. I tam był taki wódz trojański, który temu Mene... jak mu tam, uprowadził żonę.
- Aaaa, Parys! Ten lekarz nazywa się Parys?
- Nieeeee! Nie! Ta żona, co on ją uprowadził, to jak miała na imię?
- Helena.
- No właśnie, Helena! Helenkaaaaaaaaa - woła do żony w kuchni. - Jak się nazywa ten mój lekarz?!

:):):):):):)

Voodoo

W słonecznym cieniu na miękkim kamieniu siedziała młoda staruszka.
I nic nie mówiąc, rzekła:
- Miałam ja trzech synów. I ci trzej synowie mieli trzy łódki.
Jednej była cała, drugiej połowę a trzeciej wcale nie było.
I tą trzecią popłynęli na bezludną wyspę, gdzie mieszkali biali murzyni.
Wleźli na gruszę, trzęśli pietrusze, cebula spadała.
Przychodzi właściciel tego banana i mówi:
- Zejdź mi pan z tego kasztana!
A to wszystko było zapisane na skrawku fartuszka młodej dziewicy,
która rodząc dziecko trzymała w ręku kwadratowe kółeczko.

_sylvuskaa

Voodoo: słyszałam już to, ale w troche rozszerzonej wersji :)

Voodoo

no bo mam jeszcze taki jeden wierszyk troszke dluzszy ;] Twisted Evil

_sylvuskaa

To go umieść tutaj :) Hehe... Zobacze czy to właśnie ten słyszałam :P

Voodoo

Dnia 40 lipca bramy Jerozolimy zamykały się na guziki i zastrzaski.
Wyszła z nich osiemnastoletnia staruszka i nic nie mówiąc,
rzekła do wysokiego chłopca niskiego wzrostu z wielką brodą bez zarostu:
- Jestem bezdzietną wdową, mam ośmioro dzieci i niewidomego męża.
Poszedł on raz na lotnisko, gdzie stały trzy statki.
Jeden cały, drugiego połowa a trzeciego wcale nie było.
I wsiadł na ten co go nie było i popłynął na bezludną wyspę,
na której roiło się od białych murzynów!
Wlazł na gruszę, strząchnął pietruszę, cebula zleciała,
przyszedł właściciel tego banana:
- Złaź pan z mojego kasztana!
Pozbierał pomidory, zaniósł na targ kalafiory
a ludzie się dziwowali, że nigdy takich ogórków nie jadali!
A nasza staruszka zmarła rok przed urodzeniem i dzisiaj,
siedząc w słonecznym cieniu na drewnianym kamieniu,
bajkę tę na wodzie pisała.
Twisted Evil

_sylvuskaa

Eee... Tego to już wogule nie słyszałam... Ale swoją drogą to dużo musi być takich bo tych wersji słyszałam o wiele więcej :P Heh...

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